Well, this is awkward … We’re about to tell you what some never want to find out. While others, like you, are “dying” to find out. That’s right, we’re going to reveal exactly how you’ll die.
What makes you interested in knowing how you’ll die? Peace of mind? A hunch? Family history? Or are you just taking this for fun? We know how you’ll die based on things like: Does your job stress you out? How healthy is your family? Do you try to eat things that are good for you?
So, now, are you ready to find out how you’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel? We’re “dying” to find out! (Had to do it, again. Sorry.) Grab a toe tag and let’s begin!